THE STATIC
Noise, hype & chaos in tech. Laugh at the cringe, unjam your message. A four-minute read each week - same sections, fresh hell.
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Oct 27, 2026
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5 min read
Your boss wants more AI and less brain rot. Black October messes with Black Friday, plus subscription mushrooms, ServiceNow’s delusions of control-tower grandeur, and Cartoon of the Week: Thrive to Survive the workplace today.
Oct 20, 2026
4 min read
Can a daily coffee derail your career? An eco-warrior jet-setting CEO; flying cars; a bungling spy, and a runaway robotic hand. Plus tech billionaires battle for bragging rights.
Oct 13, 2026
AI fleeces those looking for love; workers push back at bosses scrutinising performance; a crypto revolution flops; Accenture makes the FBI look like fools; cyborg cockroaches move into medicine; Hollywood dumps on tech founders and more.
Oct 6, 2026
AI is a greedy monster. Who pays? Workers are anxious about change; dystopian headgear becomes fashionable, and a toothbrush takes photos. Meanwhile, two guards trade stocks as rotten eggs take aim at a data centre.
Jun 1, 2026
A research report on the banality of tech messaging and why it's hurting your business
Sep 16, 2025
10 min read
Your voice matters, but only if it’s cheerful, compliant, and on brand
Jul 8, 2025
7 min read
A Cautionary RTO Tale Involving Sabotage With A Kettle
Jun 24, 2025
Purpose-filled Grifters in Messiah Mode
Jun 10, 2025
9 min read
Communication Crimes of Fallen Tech Founders
