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Noise, hype & chaos in tech. Laugh at the cringe, unjam your message. A four-minute read each week - same sections, fresh hell.

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Oct 20, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 61

Can a daily coffee derail your career? An eco-warrior jet-setting CEO; flying cars; a bungling spy, and a runaway robotic hand. Plus tech billionaires battle for bragging rights.

Edith Crnkovich

Oct 13, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 60

AI fleeces those looking for love; workers push back at bosses scrutinising performance; a crypto revolution flops; Accenture makes the FBI look like fools; cyborg cockroaches move into medicine; Hollywood dumps on tech founders and more.

Edith Crnkovich

Oct 6, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 59

AI is a greedy monster. Who pays? Workers are anxious about change; dystopian headgear becomes fashionable, and a toothbrush takes photos. Meanwhile, two guards trade stocks as rotten eggs take aim at a data centre.

Edith Crnkovich

Sep 29, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 58

What’s tech’s hottest commodity? Plus payroll rage, billion-dollar valuation fever and bed-bug-killing robots. Find out what happens when two humanoid robots strike up a conversation in a bar, while ‘reimagine’ finally gets binned.

Edith Crnkovich

Communication Crimes of Fallen Tech Founders

Edith Crnkovich