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THE STATIC - Issue 53

Aug 25, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 53

This week: Coffee outrage, emotional robots, Zuckerberg losing, AI trust tanking and synthetic empathy in the executive suite. Plus, Grindslop, and sanitised money talk goes in the bin.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 52

Aug 11, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 52

AI raids old books, courts influencers, invents religion and builds plastic humans. A robot dies rudely on stage. Meanwhile, singer Usher would like everyone to know he hasn't been cloned.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 51

Aug 4, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 51

Smart glasses are a creator’s dream, until the 'pervert glasses' ruin the vibe. AI romance scammers outperform humans, Google Earth discovers why prompts need supervision, and tech companies fear their rivals more than the public fears AI. Plus, Meta’s earnings-call superlatives fail to impress investors.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 50

Jul 28, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 50

Surveillance tech obsesses over your every move. More job casualties blamed on AI. OpenAI snores as its agent attacks Hugging Face. Tech bros flex with analogue watches and power suits. Plus unconvincing things CEOs say about layoffs and more.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
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Everyone in Tech Sounds Alike. Artificial Intelligence Is Not the Problem

Jun 1, 2026

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Everyone in Tech Sounds Alike. Artificial Intelligence Is Not the Problem

A research report on the banality of tech messaging and why it's hurting your business

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
Employee Feedback: Big Brother Might Be Watching You

Sep 16, 2025

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Employee Feedback: Big Brother Might Be Watching You

Your voice matters, but only if it’s cheerful, compliant, and on brand

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Edith Crnkovich
Case Study: Eskrid's Great Return & Immediate Revolt

Jul 8, 2025

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Case Study: Eskrid's Great Return & Immediate Revolt

A Cautionary RTO Tale Involving Sabotage With A Kettle

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
The Cult of Start-up Saviours

Jun 24, 2025

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The Cult of Start-up Saviours

Purpose-filled Grifters in Messiah Mode

Edith Crnkovich
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"Trust Me, I'm Lying"

Jun 10, 2025

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"Trust Me, I'm Lying"

Communication Crimes of Fallen Tech Founders

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
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