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THE STATIC - Issue 60

Oct 13, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 60

AI fleeces those looking for love; workers push back at bosses scrutinising performance; a crypto revolution flops; Accenture makes the FBI look like fools; cyborg cockroaches move into medicine; Hollywood dumps on tech founders and more.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 59

Oct 6, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 59

AI is a greedy monster. Who pays? Workers are anxious about change; dystopian headgear becomes fashionable, and a toothbrush takes photos. Meanwhile, two guards trade stocks as rotten eggs take aim at a data centre.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 58

Sep 29, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 58

What’s tech’s hottest commodity? Plus payroll rage, billion-dollar valuation fever and bed-bug-killing robots. Find out what happens when two humanoid robots strike up a conversation in a bar, while ‘reimagine’ finally gets binned.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 57

Sep 22, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 57

This week: spreadsheets refuse to die, CEOs refuse to be sacked, robots start protesting, AI actress malfunctions and lizard aliens are ruling the world.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
Special Edition: Tech Grifters in Messiah Mode

Sep 15, 2026

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6 min read

Special Edition: Tech Grifters in Messiah Mode

How to tell when visionary leadership starts to look like a confidence trick.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 55

Sep 8, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 55

This issue: Employees are being put into pods and turned X-shaped for agility, Tesla’s Cybercab launches with a whimper, OpenAI dodges responsibility, robots go to kindergarten, plus what is, 'Efficiency Derangement Syndrome?'

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 54

Sep 1, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 54

This week: asking for extra leave is outrageous, RTO gets sabotaged, accounting terms hype-up profits, eBay goes feral, ducks get wheels, and humans become meat proxies.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 53

Aug 25, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 53

This week: Coffee outrage, emotional robots, Zuckerberg losing, AI trust tanking and synthetic empathy in the executive suite. Plus, Grindslop, and sanitised money talk goes in the bin.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 52

Aug 11, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 52

AI raids old books, courts influencers, invents religion and builds plastic humans. A robot dies rudely on stage. Meanwhile, singer Usher would like everyone to know he hasn't been cloned.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 51

Aug 4, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 51

Smart glasses are a creator’s dream, until the 'pervert glasses' ruin the vibe. AI romance scammers outperform humans, Google Earth discovers why prompts need supervision, and tech companies fear their rivals more than the public fears AI. Plus, Meta’s earnings-call superlatives fail to impress investors.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 50

Jul 28, 2026

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4 min read

THE STATIC - Issue 50

Surveillance tech obsesses over your every move. More job casualties blamed on AI. OpenAI snores as its agent attacks Hugging Face. Tech bros flex with analogue watches and power suits. Plus unconvincing things CEOs say about layoffs and more.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 49

Jul 21, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 49

The hypocrisy of Satya warning us about AI. Google employees reject power and greed. AI monitors your emotions but your boss still doesn't care. Sam Altman gets a movie he'd rather bury. Plus, we bin the phrases that raise millions for products that barely exist.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
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