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THE STATIC - Issue 38

May 5, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 38

Elon Musk & Sam Altman's verbal bashing. Trigger-happy AI. Kind culture exposed. Beware when AI confidently lies to you instead of admitting it doesn't know. Brain electrodes: better mental health or better behaved humans? Plus more.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 37

Apr 28, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 37

Meta is watching. Robots are learning. Alarm clocks can now zap you, steal your money or torture you. We look at overly dramatic language in tech, the true meaning of psychological safety, plus more.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 36

Apr 21, 2026

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THE STATIC - Issue 36

To avoid blame or responsibility, just copy Mark Zuckerberg's wordology. Introducing brain wearables, perfect for frying skulls. Tokenmaxxing enters the vernacular. AI Utopia is coming. The true meaning of Value Creation, plus more.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 35

Apr 14, 2026

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12 min read

THE STATIC - Issue 35

Brainless human clones are coming while BullShitBench testing sorts out AI nonsense. More AI and fewer managers can cause burnout. Now that we're all back in the office, here's what 'work ethic' really means. Plus more AI trash talk and corporate wordplay to delete.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 34

Apr 7, 2026

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8 min read

THE STATIC - Issue 34

Toxic culture amid 'stack ranking' at Atlassian. AI writes nasty posts. Protector AIs now hunt Rogue Agents. Gig workers train robots to fold laundry. AI Derangement explained.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 33

Mar 31, 2026

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8 min read

THE STATIC - Issue 33

Can robots cure loneliness? It pays to have active listening skills. We welcome Agents of Chaos. Time to audit 'fake concern' language? And more.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 32

Mar 24, 2026

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9 min read

THE STATIC - Issue 32

Mike Cannon-Brookes' public persona takes a beating, a job that pays you to bully AI, semantic warfare, plus Cartoon of the Week. This issue has it all and more.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 31

Mar 17, 2026

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9 min read

THE STATIC - Issue 31

Inconvenient truth about layoffs, tech founder caught with hands in the cookie jar, death outlawed, meaning of 'brain fry', using AI when it doesn't make sense, plus more

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 30

Mar 10, 2026

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10 min read

THE STATIC - Issue 30

AI Washing ramps up, Meta glasses capture toilet trips, being rude to AI helps, but arguing with your CEO doesn't, enter robot cage boxing, watch enshittification in 2026, plus more

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 29

Mar 3, 2026

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9 min read

THE STATIC - Issue 29

Thousands of job cuts in tech, but Elon Musk says 'amazing abundance' is coming, Netflix is called insufferable, we look at some weird tech plus what AI Washing means, and more.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 28

Dec 16, 2025

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12 min read

THE STATIC - Issue 28

Seasons greeting to customers - warm, festive & 90% waffle. Top 10 Savage Takedowns for 2025. Why Christmas is the perfect time to fire staff, plus more.

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
THE STATIC - Issue 27

Dec 9, 2025

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9 min read

THE STATIC - Issue 27

Unified comms chaos, fake ‘efficiency’, Zoom CEO irony, storytelling as illness, LinkedIn rage, secret data breaches and a WTF shapeshifter colleague at work, plus more

Edith Crnkovich
Edith Crnkovich
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