Sep 8, 2026
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5 min read
This issue: Employees are being put into pods and turned X-shaped for agility, Tesla’s Cybercab launches with a whimper, OpenAI dodges responsibility, robots go to kindergarten, plus what is, 'Efficiency Derangement Syndrome?'
Sep 1, 2026
4 min read
This week: asking for extra leave is outrageous, RTO gets sabotaged, accounting terms hype-up profits, eBay goes feral, ducks get wheels, and humans become meat proxies.
Aug 25, 2026
This week: Coffee outrage, emotional robots, Zuckerberg losing, AI trust tanking and synthetic empathy in the executive suite. Plus, Grindslop, and sanitised money talk goes in the bin.
Aug 11, 2026
AI raids old books, courts influencers, invents religion and builds plastic humans. A robot dies rudely on stage. Meanwhile, singer Usher would like everyone to know he hasn't been cloned.
Aug 4, 2026
Smart glasses are a creator’s dream, until the 'pervert glasses' ruin the vibe. AI romance scammers outperform humans, Google Earth discovers why prompts need supervision, and tech companies fear their rivals more than the public fears AI. Plus, Meta’s earnings-call superlatives fail to impress investors.
Jul 28, 2026
Surveillance tech obsesses over your every move. More job casualties blamed on AI. OpenAI snores as its agent attacks Hugging Face. Tech bros flex with analogue watches and power suits. Plus unconvincing things CEOs say about layoffs and more.
Jul 21, 2026
The hypocrisy of Satya warning us about AI. Google employees reject power and greed. AI monitors your emotions but your boss still doesn't care. Sam Altman gets a movie he'd rather bury. Plus, we bin the phrases that raise millions for products that barely exist.
Jul 14, 2026
Apple doesn't like the taste of its own nasty medicine. Layoffs in tech - a permanent management practice. Big tech's 'demented' bet. An AI movie star tests her emotional range. Waffle from OpenAI, plus a new tech ailment: Pilferitis, and more.
Jul 7, 2026
The UK announces an AI strategy that barely exists. Amazon finds more workers to track. AI enters caveman mode. We translate Google-speak, explain Tokenpocalypse and bin the latest sales and marketing jargon.
Jun 30, 2026
Meta both downplays and admits it f'd up AI training after staff morale craters. Elsewhere, people in the office are lonelier than ever. Sam Altman-backed start-up keeps choosing partners with serious criminal baggage. President Trump mocks tech leaders for 'kissing ass', while Anthropic's CEO is called a 'weirdo', plus other tech babble.
Jun 23, 2026
Engineers learn AI after hours to keep their jobs while grads fear they won't get a job. Inside the elite's secret club - world domination and how to build a cult. Google in trouble because of AI, plus unhinged reality TV show ramps up surveillance tech, and more.
Jun 16, 2026
If you join Meta, you'll just be a company bee-atch working in gulag-type conditions. Find out why my love of MANGOS is now ruined. Read about Botsitting and dung-slinging, plus Cartoon of the Week explains AI productivity, and more.
