THE STATIC
Noise, hype & chaos in tech. Laugh at the cringe, unjam your message. A four-minute read each week - same sections, fresh hell.
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Jul 8, 2025
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7 min read
A Cautionary RTO Tale Involving Sabotage With A Kettle
Sep 16, 2025
10 min read
Your voice matters, but only if it’s cheerful, compliant, and on brand
Dec 16, 2025
12 min read
Seasons greeting to customers - warm, festive & 90% waffle. Top 10 Savage Takedowns for 2025. Why Christmas is the perfect time to fire staff, plus more.
Mar 10, 2026
AI Washing rumps up, Meta glasses capture toilet trips, being rude to AI helps, but arguing with your CEO doesn't, enter robot cage boxing, watch enshittification in 2026, plus more
Mar 3, 2026
9 min read
Thousands of job cuts in tech, but Elon Musk says 'amazing abundance' is coming, Netflix is called insufferable, we look at some weird tech plus what AI Washing means, and more.
Dec 9, 2025
Unified comms chaos, fake ‘efficiency’, Zoom CEO irony, storytelling as illness, LinkedIn rage, secret data breaches and a WTF shapeshifter colleague at work, plus more
Dec 2, 2025
Serving up hype and chaos in tech: From sustainable AI as electricity costs surge, robot demo spectacular fail, to PowerPoint Stockholm Syndrome, plus Amazon workers resisting AI, and more.
Nov 25, 2025
Serving up hype and chaos in tech: From robots uplifting humanity, the perils of deck-splaining, defining simplicity to Google's CEO warning us about AI, and more
Nov 18, 2025
8 min read
Serving up hype and chaos in tech: From Meta's embarrassing AI demo fail, the art of virtuous signalling to the Lingua Bullshitia virus - and more
Nov 11, 2025
Serving up hype and chaos in tech: From AI romantic companions, Enterprise Regret Platform to tech titan stumbles again - and more
Nov 4, 2025
Serving up hype and chaos in tech: From pushups to CEO homicide, creepy robots to Microsoft under fire for pricing - and more
